Ah, castle residents, it’s been a fabulous two years, and for this, our final party, we’ve pulled out all the stops.
Jen,
Rhonda, and I have provided each of you with a magic wand. Whatever you require, be it food, drink, a massage, a mani-pedi, or the celebrity of your dreams, you simply have to wave your wand and it shall be so! Food and drink will be delivered as always by our shirtless waiters and buxom lasses. If you desire a massage or a mani-pedi, wave your wand and the service will come to you! No waiting!
The Soapbox Queens are grateful to all of you for visiting the castle so faithfully for the past two years. To show our gratitude, we’re making this a mega-prize day! From 7-9 am, Eastern time,
Rhonda will be on the throne presiding over the festivities. At the end of her royal reign, she will choose four lucky castle residents to receive prizes from her.
When
Rhonda steps down,
Jennifer will ascend the throne and be the mistress of the revels from 9-11 am Eastern time. She will also choose four castle residents to receive prizes from her treasure chest. From 11-1 Eastern time,
Vicki will take the throne and choose four prize recipients. That’s twelve prizes in all! 
Following the prizes, we encourage all of you to stay for the fabulous food and entertainment. There’s a rumor that Dorcas will stop by during
Vicki’s reign, which means . . . broom rides! We’ll have music, dancing, and all the chocolate you can eat.
Enjoy, castle residents! This party is for YOU. 
***ARGH!!! We are having technical difficulties again and Sir Codes A Lot is out of town!!! Please bear with us. Sorry!
***We’re still waiting for Sir Codes A Lot to ride in on his gallant horse and save the day. Whenever that happens, we’ll just have the party then and adjust the times for prizes. Don’t worry, because the party will go on eventually!